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derpderpmotherfuckers:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

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Tom Hiddleston is a highly educated Shakespearean actor. 

He knows multiple languages.

He writes Joss Whedon 4,000 words disertaions via email.

He’s acted with great and highly respected actors.

He is a grown-ass man.

I just wanted to remind everyone of that.

the source doesn’t work

fucking viacom

why

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  • god: hey baby
  • god: did it hurt
  • god: when you fell from heaven?
  • satan: you're a fucking dick
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sardonicpuppeteer:

turntechdickhead:

turntechgodmode:

anodized-aluminum:

Dave & Bro: Then and Now

Never fails to kill me.

now seems like an accurate time to reblog this

its always an accurate time to reblog this considering you do this all the fucking time.

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sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

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phemiec:

incineraptor:

fedoraspooky:

*looks at caffeine one*
…This explains a lot of things.

it’s like he started out okay and then got confused and just gave up. “HOW DOES I ANATOMY WEB” he says without even googling a reference

Caffeine spider understands my pain.

phemiec:

incineraptor:

fedoraspooky:

*looks at caffeine one*

…This explains a lot of things.

it’s like he started out okay and then got confused and just gave up. “HOW DOES I ANATOMY WEB” he says without even googling a reference

Caffeine spider understands my pain.

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badporno:

hi I should stop 

badporno:

hi I should stop 

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vforvet:

feedthemwithglitter:

loki-cat:

How a fight between Thor and Loki looks like for us.

O well it looks like an intense and brutal sex between Thor and Loki for me.

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Guys what

Guys what

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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